Why, oh why, can penguins not fly?They've got feathers and wings, it's not right.
Is it too much to ask
Is it too big a task
To grant fat little sea birdies flight?
I don't usually do this, but here's a detail of my entry for this week's Toon Club. I've got a long way to got until it's finished, especially since I haven't even drawn the carpenter to go with this walrus, but I was pretty happy with how this design came out, so I thought I'd post it here.
Why should bats be the only overweight rodents on my blog?
One of my favorite cartoons of the 21st Century so far has been Genndy Tartokovsky's Star Wars: Clone Wars. The style's so slick, and the character designs are just spot on, especially Yoda. If you've never seen Clone Wars, I suggest you check it out. Both volumes are on DVD, and volume to ends at exactly the beginning of Episode III: Revenge of the Sith. You'll see some really cool anime influenced design, staging, and storytelling.
Otters are cool. They slide in the mud on their bellies, and don't subscribe to the heinous work ethic of their beaver cousins. This fella to the left is named Ulysses Otter, or U for short.
I would assume that most bats are not obese, but when I started sketching out this fella, I realized that his sonar-equipped ears were so large that he was probably really good at catching his prey. How many moths does a typical bat have to eat each day to pack on the extra pounds? Don't ask me... I draw cartoons.
Foxes and weasels, two mammals who share a common bond. Their names are sullied every time we humans claim someone is "crazy like a fox" or "weaseling their way out of something." Who do we think we are, applying less than glowing traits to some of nature's most noble and intelligent creatures? Poor fox has enough trouble on his hands explaining to people that he's in the dog, not the cat, family. And weasel... Well, let's not even get into the slander lawsuits he's got pending over at Disney.
My favorite Disney cartoon of the early '90's was Darkwing Duck. The basic premise of Darkwing was a spoof on Batman and other superhero franchises. D.W., along with his sidekick Launchpad McQuack, spoofed everything from "Justice League" to "Twin Peaks".
Aren't fat dogs great? They're all lazy and happy, and it seems like they never gain any of the weight in their legs.